= Alpam Chirikkam =

Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 29/06/08, 04:49 pm

GOD'S SENSE OF HUMOUR

God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates 'Look everything should be in balance.

For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension....

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.

And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests.

But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests... So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.

One of the angels asked... 'God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?'

God said....... 'Ahah... that is the crown piece of all. 'INDIA', My most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly People. Sparkling streams and serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....

The angel was quite surprised: 'But God you said everything should be in balance.'

God replied -- 'Look at the neighbours I gave them.'

FG Super Star Joined : 06 Feb 2008 Posts : 2255

ALPAM PAZHAYATHA. ENKILUM VAYIKKAN ORU RASAM

Bill Gates announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in
Malayalam. Here are some Windows related terms that are Proposed to be
used in the Malayalam version of Janalukal 2000.. (Windows 2000)

1.Phayal = File
2.Rakshikkooo = Save
3.Ingine Rakshikkooo = Save as
4.Ellarem Rakshikkooo= Save All
5.Enne Rakshikkooo = Help
6.Thappoo = Find
7.Pinnem Thappoo = Find Again
8.Maroo = Move
9.Ezhuthu = Mail
10.Ezhuthukaran = Mailer
11.Aduthu Vannu Nokkoo= Zoom
12.Doore Ninnu Nokkoo= Zoom Out
13.Thurakkoo = Open
14.Adakkoo = Close
15.Puthan = New
16.Pazhanjan = Old
17.Mattadey = Replace
18.Odedey= Run
19.Ac hadikkoo = Print
20.Nokki Achadikkoo = Print Preview
21.Thundu Nokki Ezhuthu =Copy
22.Murikkoo = Cut
23.Ottikkoo = Paste
24.Prathyekam Ottikkoo= Paste Special
25.Eduthu kalayedey = Delete
26.Kazhcha = View
27.Aayudhangal = Tools
28.Aayudhangalde Shaap = Toolbar
29.Viricha Paaya= Spreadsheet
30.Vittu Pidi = Exit
31.Maram = Tree
32.Vannamarthoo = Compress
33.Mooshikan = mouse
34.Tik Cheyyoo = Click
35.Tik Tik Cheyyoo = Double Click
36.Munnottu - Forward

1. MICROSOFT WINDOWS 2000 - Athisookhshma
Minusam(microsoft)Janalukal (windows) Lakkam (version) Randayiram (2000)"

2. Double Click with the left mouse button Mooshikante edathey chevi pidichu randu pottikkal kodukku
3. 'This program has performed an illegal
operation * "Abort, Retry or Ignore" ? "Ee paripadi niyamavirudha Karyangalil earpettoo Vittupidi( abort), Kurachu menakkedu(athrakku sukhikkanda)(retry), Mindcheyanda(Ignore )"

Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 18/07/08, 10:46 pm

Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 18/07/08, 10:47 pm

Smashing Poster Joined : 06 Feb 2008 Posts : 957

ellam rasamundu ketto vayikkan

FG Super Star Joined : 06 Feb 2008 Posts : 2255

Room for Rent

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Flashback

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Oru Rathri Palarivattom Sasi kaattil ottapettu poyi....

Avante kayyil aanenkil ake oru Kathi mathrame ullu...

Avanu rathri tamasikkan oru shelter venam...

But kaattil Kither milega shelter???

Sasi enthu cheyyum koottukare ???

Ningalkku valla idea yum undo???
Atleast Airtel enkilum undo?

but nammude sasi araa mon ......

Chodna vaala nahi hai

avan kathiyeduthu aduthulla marathil vetti....

"vettonnu- muri randu" ennanallo pazhamozhi....

angane aa muriyil avan thamasamaakki....!!!

pinneyum oru muri bakkiyundallo.....

aa muri Rent nu kodukkan theerumanichu......

If any one want that Room pls contact Mr.Sasi....

FG Gold Star Joined : 07 Feb 2008 Posts : 3232

kikikikikikikikikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
ee luttunte karyaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmm

Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 23/07/08, 11:20 pm

Luttooooo...... Mr. Saside phone no. thannilla...
ividokke ippol muri kittan valiya prayasamanne... Laughing

FG Super Star Joined : 06 Feb 2008 Posts : 2255

GEET AND KATHU. SASHI PHONE NUMBER THANAYIRUNNU. NINGAL PENNUNGAL CONTACT CHEYYUMONNU PEDICHU NJAN PHONE NUMBER ITTILLA. FAYANKARA SUNDARANAA PAALARIVATTOM SASHI. HEHEHEHE

ENGANE ONDU ENTE FUDHI

Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 24/07/08, 10:34 pm

Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 24/07/08, 10:49 pm

Santa ji used to go to college with his donkey...
After few years he had to go alone...
Why?
Because the donkey graduated... !!!

FG Super Star Joined : 06 Feb 2008 Posts : 2255

FG Super Star Joined : 06 Feb 2008 Posts : 2255

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for
ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have
pass.

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on
the omputer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it
alright.

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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our
engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

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Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

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Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.

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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks
sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara
gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

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Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

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American India told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail
se hoti hai.
Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.

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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it

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HMMMMMMMM MATHI MATHI VAAYICHATHU. 8 MANIKKOORIL ATLEAST 1/2 AN HOUR OFFICE JOLI ENKILUM CHEYYU