= Alpam Chirikkam =

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kathu wrote:

An elderly gent was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceeded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Rani... etc. The couple had been married almost 50 years and clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names' The old man hung his head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' he said, 'Actually you know...her name slipped off my mind about 10 years ago and I'm scared to death to ask her what it is!'

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hahahhhahhaha paavam appooppan.

vaaa ... angerkku namakku FG yil oru Golden pass kodukkam.

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geethanjali wrote:

ingane ano chirikkunnathu???? nannayi chirichal alle chiri avullu??

Razz

**geethanjali** · FG Gold Star Posts: 3674 Join date: 2008-02-07

njan inganeeeem chirikkum ithaaaaanu geethu styleeee

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geethanjali wrote:

njan inganeeeem chirikkum ithaaaaanu geethu styleeee

athu yethu style

**geethanjali** · FG Gold Star Posts: 3674 Join date: 2008-02-07

my unique style............copy adikallee makaleeee Very Happy

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geethanjali wrote:

my unique style............copy adikallee makaleeee Very Happy

ok ninakku chirikkan njan oru sadhanam postam!

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LETTER FROM TINTUMON!

Hi Everybody,

I am tintu-mon K.P, studying in LKG-B, Little flower convent High School, Koothara mukku P.O. Nadathara
I lost my 'rubber vecha pencil' (pencil with a rubber attached). The pencil costs Rs 2.75/-.
That 'undakkanni' (round eyed) Kalyani should have taken it. Chothikan chenna enne aval manthi pichi kadichu...

So, I have an agreement with ICICI bank, each time this Message is forwarded, I will get 1 paisa each from ICICI Bank.

I don't know you, but if you have a good heart… Plz send this to at least 10 persons. and you will be blessed to get a new rubber.

send to 20 and you will get a used pencil,
50 perku ayachaal puthiya pencil kalanju kittum
Please don't neglect this. One person neglected this and his pencil got broken while writing.

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sunny

**kathu** · Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 23.09.08 16:17

Luttooooooooo

**kathu** · Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 25.09.08 9:43

This happened sometime ago near Lonavala. A guy was driving from Mumbai to Pune and decided not to take the new expressway as he wanted to see the scenery. The unexpected happens and when he reaches the ghats his car breaks down - he's stranded miles from nowhere.

Having no choice he starts walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to the nearest town. It's dark and raining. And pretty soon he's wet and shivering. The night rolls on and no car goes by, the rain is so heavy he can hardly see a few feet ahead of him.

Suddenly he sees a car coming towards him. It slows and then stops next to him - without thinking the guy opens the door and jumps in. Seated in the back, he leans forward to thank the
person who had saved him - when he realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!!!

Even though there's no one in the front seat and no sound of any engine, the car starts moving slowly. The guy looks at the road ahead and sees a curve coming.

Scared almost to death he starts to pray, begging the Lord for his life.

He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a hand appears through the window and moves the wheel! The car makes the curve safely and continues on the road to the next bend. The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watches how the hand appears every time they are before a curve and moves the steering
wheel just enough to get the car around each bend.

Finally, the guy sees lights ahead. Gathering his courage he wrenches open the door of the silent, slowly moving car, scrambles out and runs as hard as he can towards the lights. It's a smalltown. He stumbles into a dhaba, and asks for a drink, and breaks down. Then he starts talking about the horrible experience he's just been through.

There is dead silence in the dhaba when he stops talking .....

....and that's when Santa and Banta Singh walk into the dhaba. Santa points and says "Look Banta - that's the weird guy who got into our car when we were pushing it !! "

lol!

**geethanjali** · FG Gold Star Posts: 3674 Join date: 2008-02-07

heheheeheheheheheheh chirichu vayya pennugaleeeeeeee Laughing

**kathu** · Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 30.09.08 10:34

Boss: Where were you born?

Sardar : Punjab ..

Boss : which part ?

Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab

**kathu** · Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 30.09.08 10:36

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.

**kathu** · Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 30.09.08 10:38

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man
asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.

sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

scratch

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**dolphin** · FG Gold Star Posts: 2652 Join date: 2008-02-06

hihhihihihihi chirichu chirichu

nannayi chirichu (innocent style)

kathu..... hihihihih flower