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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   23.02.08 21:01

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   24.02.08 16:32

Rich man in One Day


Ram : I will become Rich tomorrow

Sam : How?

Ram : My maths teacher will teach how to convert paise to rupee tomorrow

Sam : !!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   24.02.08 17:04

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   24.02.08 17:07

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   24.02.08 17:10

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   25.02.08 12:32

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   25.02.08 13:47

Chaks 19 vayas kuppi konduvannittundo?

(Govt hospitalile oru rangam)
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   25.02.08 16:10

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Chaks 19 vayas kuppi konduvannittundo?

(Govt hospitalile oru rangam)

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   25.02.08 16:19

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   26.02.08 9:47

daivame.. ee chaks nalla oru kocharunnu
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   28.02.08 11:25

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daivame.. ee chaks nalla oru kocharunnu

enthu chaiyaam.. kai vittu poyi.. ini paranjittu kaaryamilla... oru 4 masam aayi ippol inganeyaa...

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   28.02.08 21:09

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   28.02.08 21:17

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   29.02.08 8:58

malayalikal Hindi padikkunnu....

Is duniya me koyi nahi - ee duniyavil kozhi illa - koyi bath nahi - kozhi kulikkarilla - woh majuhse poocha -avan entre poochaye chothichu -woh bar bar poocha - avan abrilum poochaye chothichu - thun bhi mere saath aavo - thumbiye pidikkan pokamennu paranju-
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   29.02.08 9:28

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   05.03.08 9:39

ivide arum ithuvare jwakes ittille???

kali kaala vaibhavam ennu parayam
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   11.03.08 15:41

our kali kaala vaibhavam parayatte........ Ammayane sathyama..... njan parayan vittu poyatha...

last week oru divasam evening - oru 5.30 aayittundavum - njan officil ninnu veetilekku povunna samayam.... main roadil ninnu njangalde housing colonyilakku thiriyunna roadil kayari... kuttikalokke vaykittu roadil kalikkunnathu kondu valare speed kurachanu povuka... pettennu oru poocha valum churutti pidichu kondu roadinu kuruke chaadi... njan vicharichu valla kunnan poochayum purakeyundavumennu... nokkumpolenthanno..... ente dayvame oru chundeli..... valum pokki pidichu poochayude purake..... sathyam paranjal kannu thallipoyi.... appolekkum vazhi vakkil ninna chila aalkkarum kuttikalumokke ithu kandu... ellarum sthambhichu nokki ninnu poyi.... sadharana eliye poocha oddikkunnathalle nammal kadittullu... ithu oru chundeli oru valiya poochaye nettottamodikkunnu... kali kaala vaibhavamalle.......
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   11.03.08 18:56

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   12.03.08 12:17

munnabhai and circuit jokes

PROFESSOR
Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

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CIRCUIT
Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU
Nehin.
CIRCUIT
To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

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MUNNA BHAI
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI
Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

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MAMU
Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST
Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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MUNNA BHAI
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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PRINCIPAL
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI
Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   12.03.08 14:29

kathu munnabhai adipoli
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   12.03.08 15:53

dufayile oru sheiknu blood transfusion nadathan rare group blood avashyamayirunnu.......avasanam oru malayalee annane pidikitti....annan blood koduthu.....sheikh santhoshavanayi annanu ponnum panavum vari koduthu...annanum happy ayi.....

kure nalukalkku sesham veendum sheiknu same transfusion......annanum blood koduthu......but ippravashyam sheikh onnum thanne koduthilla....verum thanks kondu niruthi..appo annan angotu chothichu 'enthe ipravashyam ponnum panavum tharathey?' ennu..........

appo sheikh paranju.....'nee poda mone dinesha..entre dehathilum ippo malayalee blood anu' ennu
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