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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   06.09.08 16:26

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An elderly gent was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceeded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Rani... etc. The couple had been married almost 50 years and clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names' The old man hung his head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' he said, 'Actually you know...her name slipped off my mind about 10 years ago and I'm scared to death to ask her what it is!'



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hahahhhahhaha paavam appooppan.

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   07.09.08 13:14

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   08.09.08 9:16

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ingane ano chirikkunnathu???? nannayi chirichal alle chiri avullu??

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   08.09.08 14:53

njan inganeeeem chirikkum ithaaaaanu geethu styleeee
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   08.09.08 21:16

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njan inganeeeem chirikkum ithaaaaanu geethu styleeee


athu yethu style
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   08.09.08 21:51

my unique style............copy adikallee makaleeee Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   17.09.08 13:39

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my unique style............copy adikallee makaleeee Very Happy

ok ninakku chirikkan njan oru sadhanam postam!

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LETTER FROM TINTUMON!

Hi Everybody,

I am tintu-mon K.P, studying in LKG-B, Little flower convent High School, Koothara mukku P.O. Nadathara
I lost my 'rubber vecha pencil' (pencil with a rubber attached). The pencil costs Rs 2.75/-.
That 'undakkanni' (round eyed) Kalyani should have taken it. Chothikan chenna enne aval manthi pichi kadichu...

So, I have an agreement with ICICI bank, each time this Message is forwarded, I will get 1 paisa each from ICICI Bank.

I don't know you, but if you have a good heart… Plz send this to at least 10 persons. and you will be blessed to get a new rubber.

send to 20 and you will get a used pencil,
50 perku ayachaal puthiya pencil kalanju kittum
Please don't neglect this. One person neglected this and his pencil got broken while writing.

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   23.09.08 16:17

Very Happy Luttooooooooo
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   25.09.08 9:43

This happened sometime ago near Lonavala. A guy was driving from Mumbai to Pune and decided not to take the new expressway as he wanted to see the scenery. The unexpected happens and when he reaches the ghats his car breaks down - he's stranded miles from nowhere.

Having no choice he starts walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to the nearest town. It's dark and raining. And pretty soon he's wet and shivering. The night rolls on and no car goes by, the rain is so heavy he can hardly see a few feet ahead of him.

Suddenly he sees a car coming towards him. It slows and then stops next to him - without thinking the guy opens the door and jumps in. Seated in the back, he leans forward to thank the
person who had saved him - when he realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!!!

Even though there's no one in the front seat and no sound of any engine, the car starts moving slowly. The guy looks at the road ahead and sees a curve coming.

Scared almost to death he starts to pray, begging the Lord for his life.

He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a hand appears through the window and moves the wheel! The car makes the curve safely and continues on the road to the next bend. The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watches how the hand appears every time they are before a curve and moves the steering
wheel just enough to get the car around each bend.

Finally, the guy sees lights ahead. Gathering his courage he wrenches open the door of the silent, slowly moving car, scrambles out and runs as hard as he can towards the lights. It's a smalltown. He stumbles into a dhaba, and asks for a drink, and breaks down. Then he starts talking about the horrible experience he's just been through.

There is dead silence in the dhaba when he stops talking .....

....and that's when Santa and Banta Singh walk into the dhaba. Santa points and says "Look Banta - that's the weird guy who got into our car when we were pushing it !! "

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   26.09.08 3:10

heheheeheheheheheheh chirichu vayya pennugaleeeeeeee Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   30.09.08 10:34



Boss: Where were you born?

Sardar : Punjab ..

Boss : which part ?

Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab




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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   30.09.08 10:36


2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.



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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   30.09.08 10:38

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man
asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.

sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.




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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   04.10.08 22:31

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   06.10.08 14:09

hihhihihihihi chirichu chirichu


nannayi chirichu (innocent style)

kathu..... hihihihih flower
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   06.10.08 16:28

chiri aarogyathinu nallathu....

aayussu vardhikkum.......

kooduthal vivarangalkku sameepikkuka...

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   08.10.08 15:41

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY

CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?

CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?

CANDIDATE : MATRIC PASS

OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY

CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR

OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW


CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE. ...?

OFFICER : MP !!!

CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..?

OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED... ......... .....!!!! !!!!!!!!!




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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   08.10.08 15:43

kathuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu lol!
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   11.10.08 9:37

heheheh ithu super kathu!!

kathunu 10 il 15 mark! ippo ithra tharane nivarthi ollu
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   12.10.08 16:33

kittiyathu vangi pocketilittu....... Luttoooooooo Smile
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   13.10.08 9:31

kathu vaa padakkam pottikkam
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   25.10.08 13:28

Diwali vannu....... padakkathinu thee pidicha vila....... ennalum namukku pottikkam lle

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   28.10.08 12:37

Enough Sardar Jokes... See Mallu Jokes..

What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?

- Ingum Dax

Where did the Malayali study?

- In the ko-liage

Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?

- He is very bissi

Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?

- To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff

Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff ?

- To yearn meney




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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   28.10.08 12:39

What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?

- He zimbly jembd out of the vindow

How does a Malayali spell moon?

- MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

What is Malayali management graduate called?

- Yem Bee Yae

What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?

- He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren

What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?

- An Oto



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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   28.10.08 12:42

Two tourists, strangers, were travelling in a tourbus in Africa.

One of them kept clicking his fingers continually, which got on his fellow traveller's nerves. After about an hour he said "Do you have to do that?"

The other replied, "Yes, I must. It keeps the tigers away."

"But there aren't any tigers here." Said the first.

"See," said the other, "It works !!"



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