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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   24.07.08 9:43

GEET AND KATHU. SASHI PHONE NUMBER THANAYIRUNNU. NINGAL PENNUNGAL CONTACT CHEYYUMONNU PEDICHU NJAN PHONE NUMBER ITTILLA. FAYANKARA SUNDARANAA PAALARIVATTOM SASHI. HEHEHEHE


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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   24.07.08 22:34

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   24.07.08 22:49

Santa ji used to go to college with his donkey...
After few years he had to go alone...

Why?

Because the donkey graduated... !!!
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   26.07.08 9:37

kathu wrote:
Santa ji used to go to college with his donkey...
After few years he had to go alone...

Why?

Because the donkey graduated... !!!


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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   27.07.08 9:38

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for
ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have
pass.

***************************
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on
the omputer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it
alright.

****************************
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our
engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

****************************
Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

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Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.

********************************
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks
sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

*********************************
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara
gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

*********************************
Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

**********************************
American India told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail
se hoti hai.
Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.

**********************************
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it



************************ THE END******************************************

HMMMMMMMM MATHI MATHI VAAYICHATHU. 8 MANIKKOORIL ATLEAST 1/2 AN HOUR OFFICE JOLI ENKILUM CHEYYU
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   28.07.08 9:40

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   28.07.08 9:41

AYYYYYYYYYO... KUTTUKARE.. ENTE SARDAR JOKES ITHINTE THOTTU MUNPULLA POST AAA.

VAAYIKKAN MARAKKARUTHU. CHIRIKKAN MARAKKARUTHU
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   31.07.08 1:28

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   02.08.08 9:13

kathu wrote:
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santhoooooooooooooooooooosham ... thankal athimanoharamaayi chirichallo
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   02.08.08 17:44

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   03.08.08 8:39

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AYYYYYYYYYO... KUTTUKARE.. ENTE SARDAR JOKES ITHINTE THOTTU MUNPULLA POST AAA.

VAAYIKKAN MARAKKARUTHU. CHIRIKKAN MARAKKARUTHU

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   03.08.08 9:20

KATHU, MATHU ............. ELLARUM CHIRI NIRTHU. INGANE CHIRICHAL ARENKILUM KONDE MENTAL HOSPITALIL IDUM. PINNE FG LOTTU VARUNNATHU ENGANEYA.

INI ADUTHA JOKINU CHIRICHAL MATHI

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   04.08.08 10:12

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa...... enganeya ente Luttoooooo chiri nirthuka... ninne kondu thottu......

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   04.08.08 13:56

ente kathunu vivaram ondu.

santhooooooooooooooosham


ee santhoshathil njan oru sardar jokes idaamee
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   04.08.08 13:59

Sardar at bar in New York.

Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"

Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"

Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"


***********************************************
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.

Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".

Sardar thinks "how poetic"

Sardar says, "pass the custard you mustard".


***********************************************
Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it
o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??

how much is DRIVING salary...?

***********************************************


Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at

night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light

is not needed!!!

***********************************************



2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the

other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says

YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...


***********************************************
Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage

and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post

office....


****************************** *****************
Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and

says, "chal", it walks.

He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.

He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the

conclusion......

...... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"



***********************************************
A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil theri ma??" (meaning- do u

know Tamil)

Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"


***********************************************
2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....


***********************************************
A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.

Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?

Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
***********************************************



Interviewar: what s ur qualification?

Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?

Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....

***********************************************



Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?

Sardar : liquid state.....

Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   04.08.08 14:00

hayyo nalla thamasha enikku chiri varunnu.

arenkilum onnu odi vaa ente koode chirikkan

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   04.08.08 14:25

luttu enikku vayya chirikkan

ee sardarjeede oru karyam Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   06.08.08 18:12

shoooooo ee pennu dhe njan nokki vachirunnathellam posti..... Laughing Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   13.08.08 12:58

A Quality Engineer married an average girl…

After 2 years of tough life with her, finally the Engineer got angry and sent a note to father-in-law stating that

"YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIRMENTS".

The smart father-in-law replies,

"WARRANTY EXPIRED. MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE"

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   14.08.08 9:33

Hehehehehe.... super Kathu!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   14.08.08 12:16

kathuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
ee anufavam kathunu varanditikatteee Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   17.08.08 13:07

kikikiiiiiiiiiiii Laughing Laughing Very Happy
nammude purusha suhruthukkalarum ithu kandille lol!
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   17.08.08 13:19

avaringanathey nalla karyangalonnum kanilla Razz
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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   18.08.08 15:55

Doctor & Patient

Patient: Doctor, do you think that I will live until I'm a hundred?

Doctor: Do you smoke or drink?
Patient: No, never

Doctor: Do you late night watch movies?
Patient : No way, I am in bed early.

Doctor: Do you drive fast cars, gamble, play, or move around with women?
Patient: Certainly not!

Doctor: Then why do you want to live to a hundred for?

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PostSubject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam =   20.08.08 9:31

kathu ee joke Omanil ethan alpam vaiki ennu thonnunnu.

Ennalum chirichekkam. Hihihihihhihiihihihi

ene thallalle kathu. affraid
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